what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves

pineplapple:

when you forget how to spell bananas and you gotta do the gwen stefani thing

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justdippinsaucethings:

kibbi:

Hands/Feet References by *Kibbitzer

I hope this will help you! (more stuff here)

I NEEDED THIS

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harryedward:

how to get a thigh gap

step 1: open ur legs 

step 2: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

barebackinq:

Me: Mom I don’t think I am getting any better, I still feel sick…

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friclge:

I don’t wanna go to work. I don’t wanna grow up. I’m not going, I’m going to stay home and watch Mulan

allhalebreaksloose:

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

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gameofthots:

blaming-nolan:

asvpfentz:

This is a woman who tore her down any chance she got. And what does Rihanna ask you to do? Pray for her recovery. This is who I stan for. She has a loving and forgiving spirit (as shown above). She has a heart of gold. God has her in his hands. That’s why any weapon formed against her shall never prosper.

She’s a comedian… You guys are taking everything to seriously

she’s an offensive, homophobic, racist, transphobic old windbag, actually.

a-little-more-me-needed:

scottishshortbread:

kmykmykmy:

Gryffindor: I’m a fucking hero.
Slytherin: I’m fucking badass.
Ravenclaw: I’m smart as fuck.
Hufflepuff: My dorm is near the kitchen.

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Hufflepuff wins

iswearimnotnaked:

If you live anywhere near Evansville Indiana please be safe because apparently 10 women have been abducted and now they’re saying it’s a possible serial killer sO please don’t go anywhere alone

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~i am waiting for more info on the missing 10 women in evansville. i know just about as much as you do. our news system here sucks and i live 3 hours away now so most of my information is coming from facebook, twitter, friends, and relatives.  ive heard 10, 4, 7, 15, and so many different numbers i have no idea how many are missing or what is true but stay safe either way. if you want to stay updated i suggest the evansville watch facebook page~

ezriela:

modestxwolves:

"the ice bucket challenge is stupid and it’s not really raising any money or awareness"

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Update:

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flyingpokemon:

raddlest:

fantaween:

man bubbles is fucking metal

who is man bubbles

Anonymous;
One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

rats-in-the-walls:

deadinmagazines:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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Oh snap

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