things that say a lot about a person
- their favourite character
- the lyrics they write on their hands
- the colours they wear
- which murder weapon they prefer
- how they make their tea
I had a better social life when I was like 8 years old than I do now.
when i die i want to become a ghost and haunt people and give them little ghost smooches and when they’re feeling down i’d write something like keep going you’re great! but in order to keep up the creepy act i’d write it in blood on their wall
Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love
yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian
i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame
im crying bc i just read an article saying that bieber literally called his manager at 3 am to say he decided that it should be spelled swaggy instead of swaggie
STOP EVERYTHING YOU’RE DOING.
THIS IS A VIDEO OF JOSH KEATON (VOICE OF SPECTACULAR SPIDER-MAN) READING A SELECTION OF SPECTACULAR SPIDER-MEMES.
^ LET US BASK IN THE FACT THAT THIS IS A THING THAT EXISTS :D
I am officially crying laughing.
I can’t stop cackling at these right now :D
Kanye West getting deep on twitter
Kanye West is the Kanye Best.
This is an important series of tweets and in some ways very similiar to the way I’ve been thinking about the word “bitch” recently.
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
happened to fast
had me a blast
I met a friend crazy for me
Met a blog, cute as can be
tumblr days, drifted away
but oohh-oh those tumblr nights
TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE,
LIKE DID YOU GET AN ASK!?
tell me more tell me more
did you reblog that ass
*hip thrusts violently* Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh
Tell me the story
about how the sun
loved the moon so much
he died every night
to let her breathe
DID YOU JUST GIVE ME FEELS OVER THE SUN AND MOON
im literally a small domestic animal i will love you if you give me affection and food